And All She Can Do is Write About It

The Girl: Who's the only one here that actually has a master of science degree, huh?

The Guy: B's almost got his...

Her: Doesn't matter, [The Girl] is the only one with that little piece of paper.

B: Well, when I get my master of science degree I'll be able to launch your little piece of paper into outer space.

I Think It's Actually the Eyes

Her: I have the kind of personality that makes it hard for me to have friends.